Rooster Tails

TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1:

(There is a caption at the bottom of the panel, which reads:) I’m shorter and rounder than my counterpart.

Sam: (A person wearing a pale blue, collared shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and a dark grey vest. Sam is looking directly at the viewer. One eyebrow is raised, and mouth is closed with one upturned edge. There are a couple of elbow shaped lines above each of Sam’s shoulders, indicating movement.)

Joe: (A person wearing a grey undershirt, and a dark red coat, who is looking directly at the viewer. Eyebrows are raised, mouth is open, with upturned edges and teeth showing. One arm is bent up at the elbow, palm facing the viewer.)

 

Panel 2:

(There is a caption at the bottom of the panel, which reads:) I’m messy, he’s very neat

Joe: (A person wearing a pale blue, collared shirt and dark grey trousers, who is facing the viewer, but looking at Sam. One eyebrow is raised, the other lowered, and they’re pushed together slightly. Mouth is closed, and in a straight line. One hand is in a fist, by Joe’s side, the other is holding a coat hanger, with a purple polo shirt on it, up, away from Sam, and towards a wardrobe. There are a couple of elbow shaped lines by Joe’s head, which indicate movement.

Sam: (A person wearing a light green polo shirt, with a couple of dark marks on it, and squiggly lines above it, indicating that it is smelly, and brown trousers. Eyebrows are raised and mouth is open. Arms are bent away from Sam, at the elbow and wrist. There is a pile of clothing behind Sam, with more stink lines above it.) Whaaaat? I can tell the clean ones from the dirty ones…

 

Panel 3:

(There is a caption at the bottom of the panel, which reads:) We’re super gay together.

Sam: (A naked person who is facing the viewer, but looking at Joe, and is sitting in a bubble bath with a rubber ducky. Eyebrows are raised, and mouth is open, with very upturned edges. Sam is holding a brush.) Wanna join me?

Joe: (A person wearing a purple singlet and grey boxers, who is facing the viewer, but looking at Sam. Eyebrows are raised high and mouth is open, with very upturned edges, and teeth showing. Arms are sticking out from Joe’s body, palms facing the ground. There is an arrow pointing to Joe’s crotch, where there is a small buldge, with text next to it, which reads:) Transman erection

 

Panel 4:

(There is a caption at the bottom of the panel, which reads:) Joe and I are totally Bert and Ernie.

Sam: (A person wearing a pale blue, collared shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and a dark grey vest. Sam is looking directly at the viewer, and is drawn like Ernie. Mouth is open, with very upturned edges.

Joe: (A person wearing a grey undershirt, and a dark red coat. Joe is looking directly at the viewer and is drawn like Bert. Eyebrows are raised, mouth is open, with upturned edges. One arm is bent up at the elbow, palm facing the viewer.)